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Keira Knightley “High Fashion” American Vogue

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It has already been scientifically proven that Keira Knightley can’t sing or act… Now you can add, think, look pretty, look pretty-human, entertain, and perform high-fashion tricks to that list, especially for American Vogue…

I don’t know, and neither do I want to find out the square footage of geriatric American Vogue executives scrotum she had to clean with her mouth to get featured in the magazine, but it has obviously worked… And don’t worry about the inherent strains on her vocal abilities she already makes the sound of a sperm-filled condom extracted from her neck nothing short of a symphony…

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Picture Perfect Britney Spears - New Album, Jamie Lynn Giving Birth, Her Offspring as Stars

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Picture Perfect Britney Spears - New Album, Jamie Lynn Giving Birth, Her Offspring as Stars

You just can’t buy perfection like this… Oh, wait… Hmmm… And then again… Britney Spears is in what I like to call Redneck Heaven… got knocked up a couple of times, got married and divorced a couple of times, lost custody of children, almost overdosed on laxatives… What more could you want from life, right?

But she did manage to get paid a reported $500,000 for the pictures and interview she did with OK magazine. Britney apparently doesn’t want her children to be stars… “I’d rather not, but I’d love them unconditionally if they wanted to. I’d just as soon they have a more normal childhood.”

And she was shocked by her sister Jamie Lynn giving birth so young:“That was special, but it was also strange, because she’s always been the baby, and now the baby was having a baby. It was mind-boggling. I was shocked a little bit.”

But Britney is betting big on her new album…“This is my best work ever… I think it is more urban. I’m working with producers who are just amazing.”

Rihanna Sends a Bikini Hello from Barbados

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Top Touristic Destination: Rihanna Sends a Bikini Hello from Barbados

Rihanna sends you a bikini hello from Barbados… If Barbados has got to be on every respectable tourism map… the destination just got an upgrade to the very top of your vacation priorities since Rihanna is on location, sporting an extremely sexy bikini, and her no. 1 holiday accessory, Chris Brown.

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Paris Hilton Is Pink

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Paris Hilton Rocks Some Sexy Pink Lingerie at the Playboy Mansion Party

Paris Hilton rocks some sexy pink lingerie at the Playboy Mansion party… what you can see in the images is actually everybody dressed up… Well, by Playboy standards… what is surprising is that Paris Hilton, while wearing very little pieces of clothing managed not to get on all fours, or at least on her knees and even to control her sucking reflex…

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Tomb Raider’s New Lara Croft Is a Downgrade from Angelina Jolie

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Tomb Raider\'s New Lara Croft Is a Downgrade from Angelina Jolie

Here name is Alison Carroll, and she is the new face of Lara Croft from the game Tomb Raider… Now, not talking specifically about the Tomb Raider game, but when you say Tomb Raider you automatically imply Angelina Jolie. And the truth of the matter is that every woman is a downgrade from Angelina Jolie…

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Celebrities and the Horror of Candid Photos

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Who is the most zeeexy, old, and disgusting? Heidi Klum, Lily Allen, Christina Aguilera, Cindy Crawford or Kate Moss???

This is the real deal… Celebrities should not be photographed outside their controlled environment. Candid photos will get you no sexy bikinis, no Victoria’s Secret secret, very little make-up, but certainly no make-up artists, no Photoshop touch-ups… just far, far, far away from perfection…

I know that some of you literally idolize the aesthetic products of commercial media. However, meat like Heidi Klum, Lily Allen, Christina Aguilera, Cindy Crawford and Kate Moss is not worthy of a second look. Therefore I put it to you… Who is the most zeeexy, old, and disgusting? Heidi Klum, Lily Allen, Christina Aguilera, Cindy Crawford or Kate Moss??? The uncenshored pictures can be downloaded from here!

Who is the most zeeexy, old, and disgusting? Heidi Klum, Lily Allen, Christina Aguilera, Cindy Crawford or Kate Moss???

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Jessica Alba Is Lost Forever

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Jessica Alba Is Lost Forever

Say what you will, but Jessica Alba is lost forever… to her new family. Here are some pictures of the carrier of the sweetest invisible vagina around taking her daughter Honor to a doctor’s appointment in LA. It’s a real shame that she’s waisting those perfect milk-filled breasts! A shame I tell you!

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Hermione Granger - Emma Watson’s Magical Bikini Moments in Ibiza

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Hermione Granger, Emma Watson, Magic, Bikini, Ibiza, Swimsuit

Whatever you say Emma Watson, the meat behind the Hermione Granger character, and the no. 1 fantasy object of all 12 year old boys and girls in the magical moments when they discover masturbation, is a good girl…

What I don’t get is why is this 18 year old British actress shining the un-magical wand of boyfriend Jay Barrymore and not the truly magical stick of Harry Potter, what ever he’s real name is… Well, here are some pictures of her in a bikini while on vacation in Ibiza, Bee Shaffer, daughter of Vogue editor, Anna Wintour is the leak.

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A Crucial Message From Paris “On Her Knees and Sucking” Hilton

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This is rather sad…

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Eva Mendes’ Secret Obsession Calvin Klein Ad Gets Banned

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Eva Mendes’ Secret Obsession Calvin Klein video ad gets banned… can you believe this? I mean, C.K. goes and does humanity a favor by getting this perfect woman naked, and spreading her all over some white sheets, and an impotent retard among the U.S. censors, angry no doubt because America has lost the war in Iraq, has found it too sexy and axed it…

I mean… Talk about shedding sperm tears for all the limp and sexually challenged American Jesus fans… This is beyond ridiculous, it’s absurd… These people need to stop watching their obese, pig-like wives, mothers, girlfriends gorging on buckets of fast food like over troughs and see some real women… And they should start with Eva Mendes nude, and showing a harmlessly delicious nipple…

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