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I Made Pamela Anderson Beautiful

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I Made Pamela Anderson Beautiful

Can Pamela Anderson say Skin Care? Acne, herpes, skin cancer, psoriasis, rosacea, lupus, lice, cuts, scrapes, microderm-abrasion, wrinkles… you name it and Pamela will show you an example on her old flesh.

I mean Pamela needs to overdose on rejuvenation-in-a-box products in the same manner that she needs to keep the flow of fresh sperm in her digestive system constant.

Anti-Aging, Moisturizers, Body, Face and Hand Lotions, Anitaging Creams, Cleansers, Massage Oils, Baby Oils, Exfoliators, Toners, Sun Tan Products, Acne Care… FEED IT ALL TO HER!!!

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Who Is More Zeeexy and Deformed? Lindsay Lohan or Pamela Anderson?

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Who Is More Zeeexy and Deformed? Lindsay Lohan or Pamela Anderson?

The equation is simple… You have Pamela Anderson on one side, orange because of the artificial tan, looking like she should hand up her silicon-filled breasts, aging visibly from minute to minute as the Botox is evaporating from her face, leaving behind nothing more than a vestige where Tommy Lee used to land his punches and sperm…

And in the fake orange tanning cream corner there is Lindsay Lohan, former teen idol and nearly-deceased star, with a trainwreck career, looking like she could at any minute lift her face from the mountain of crack she carries around in her bag and utter “say hello to my little friends…”, right on track to become all dried up, used up and expired…

The question is simple, which one of the two is more Zeexy and Deformed? I leave the Lindsay Lohan vs. Pamela Anderson smackdown to you…

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Pamela Anderson Bikini Pictorial

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Now this is one from the history pages: Pamela Anderson in a Bikini. This is for all the old nostalgics. Miracles still happen. Enjoy this pictures because they may be her last.

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Pamela Anderson Lets Her Old Vagina Peep Out

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Pamela Anderson Let’s Her Old Vagina Peep Out

Get this prostitute some adult diapers and teach her to keep her legs crossed because I still plan to be able to touch women in the future! I don’t want to see a pair of old labia hanging out from a thong that a 16 year old couldn’t pull off wearing! I don’t want some dry, worn-out, diseased and stretched out vaginal cavity on display! Give this imminent grand mama here some pants, and let her keep some sort of sense of decency!

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Pamela Anderson, It’s Time to Hang Up the Implants

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Dear Pamela Anderson, it’s right about due time for you to start receiving the first payments of the pension plan. As such we would be grateful if you would consider hanging up the implants and signing up for a cozy place in a retirement home… If you would keep swallowing your vomit, then you have to understand that Pamela is on her way to Paris to perform at the famous Crazy Horse cabaret club. And yes she’s 40, and yes she’s really that old. Pammy is scheduled to perform on February 13th and 14th.

In case you’re in the neighborhood just drop in for a little striptease on a Harley, a number inspired by Serge Gainsbourg’s “Harley Davidson.” Pammy’s probably going to get fully nude, as is the tradition over at Crazy Horse. “The Crazy Horse has always been about, ‘You think you see everything, but you see nothing,” Pam said… I soooooo do not envy that Harley having Pam’s flappy coochie rubbed all over it… Just Zeeeexy!

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Pamela Anderson’s Breasts Are Out and About

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Pamela Anderson’s breasts are out and about… Pe babaciunea asta… What?!?!? Yes, I’ve just called her an old lady! Give me a break! Just take your eyes off her breasts for a second and look at her face. Anderson is even closer to expiration than the 10 ponds of silicon she’s got stuffed in her fun bags. Disgusting!

Tantia asta a fost candva un sex symbol. Acu se apropie de varsta bunicii. Da, shi mie imi pare extraordinar de rau sa va stric fanteziile… Stiu ca pastratzi filmuletzul ala fara capatai cu ea si cu Tommy Lee, varianta porno, ascuns prin vreun coltzishor al hard-ului. U don’t have to lie to me. I know that you dig it out once in a while, for old times’ sake. Old times.. old lady… Pozele sunt de la o petrecere la Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, courtesy of Splash. Do enjoy, by all means!

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