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“Summer Update and My New BFF!
Current mood: excited

Hey everyone,

Hope you’re all having a wonderful summer. This is actually the first summer where I didn’t just lounge around in St. Tropez or a private beach somewhere–I didn’t take a vacation this summer because it’s been non- stop work.

I’ve been shooting the show, editing it, traveling to Europe to promote my handbag line and fragrance, designing my fall collection for my shoes and clothing line, and working in my studio on a new album. So professionally its been a very successful and productive summer. My favorite part of the summer has been the time I’ve gotten to spend on tour with my love Benj We always have the best time together and he’s played some shows in some pretty rad places: Orlando for example, so we got to go to Disney World, which is always a blast! He’s such an amazing boyfriend and so talented too…I love watching him perform on stage, so hot! Loves it!

Life couldn’t be better; I have a great boyfriend and a new best friend. I’m so excited to announce that I’ve wrapped taping of “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF.” I’ve been LOVING every moment in the editing room, and am sitting there literally in tears, every day, laughing so hard at all the priceless moments from the footage. Also I’m thinking that a lot of the crazier scenes might just end up on the DVD….there is so much footage and even though some will be edited out as all shows must do, I want you to be able to see it and laugh as much as I have been!

When I was little I loved playing with dolls. Now that I’m grown up, this show concept has given me my own real live dollhouse by having the BFF contestants. Imagine all the trouble and fun I could cause all at once just with a text on my blackberry, from me to them…I’m sure you and your friends do a lot of my communicating by text–it’s crazy to imagine how important that has become. I will admit…I love texting So it was naturally part of taping the show with the BFF contestants…I can’t wait for you to see how we used the messages throughout the show.

These kids are gonna blow your minds and touch your hearts with what they go through and reveal. They were sweet and fun and a little crazy! Ha…I can’t wait for you all to see the drama of having these girls and guys living under my roof. It was definitely an experience I will cherish forever and never forget. I made friends that I will have for a lifetime.

Wednesday, we all got together at a hotel in LA and shot the casting special that you will all get to see in the next few weeks on MTV. I really wanted you guys to be introduced to these kids and see some sneak peeks from the show. It was so much fun to see everyone again. We had a great time. I took lots of pictures, so I’ll post them soon. And because I had so much fun doing this one, I decided I need to find my new British BFF…Everyone knows I love LA. But London, watch out – I’m coming to town and bringing my fast-paced life with me. I’m in the UK all the time, but of course I can’t bring all my friends, so I’ve decided to look for a new BFF across the pond. I need a best friend who is hot, who can keep up with me, and most of all, who is real and won’t be a backstabber. I’m not leaving London until I find that amazing girl or guy who can meet the challenges of being my British bestie!I am so excited! London is one of my favorite cities in the world. Or should I say, favourite. Click here for more info if you live anywhere in the UK!

I love you guys! xoxo Paris

Paris Hilton’s My New BFF premieres at 10pm on Tuesday, September 30th on MTV. Tune in, its gonna be hot Loves it!”

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And I provide the translation…

Paris: “Hey everyone! It’s been a little while since I last checked in. I’ve been so busy shooting my new show. It’s been quite the experience, these people are amazing! Everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way. We are having the best time, it’s been so much fun to meet such interesting characters. We’ve gone on some crazy adventures together. I even brought some of the contestants on trips with me to Japan and Las Vegas within the past 2 weeks. It’s been a blast! It’s so much fun to take your friends to places they’ve never been and show them experiences they’d never even think of. It’s quite a site and its going to be an amazing show and I’m so happy and thrilled with what’s happening everyday.”

Translation: To my fans… all three of them, including that monkey… I have no idea who wrote this. I have never seen so many words in one place in my life! I never thought the American language had so many altogether… Ahhh well… Some dudes tricked me into filming a non-pornographic show… I realized too late, when they kept insisting that I keep my legs crossed, stand up instead of on my knees, keep my clothes on and stop making sucking noises…

Paris: But not everything is all fun and games, they’ve been through some very brutal challenges, so I give them major props!! I still can’t believe some of the things I’ve seen them do, quite shocking! But also very entertaining. And yes of course there’s drama sometimes, but that’s what happens when you stick a bunch of fun, crazy girls together in a house together. The only part I hate about the show is doing the eliminations, it is so hard for me. And it gets harder every time cause these past few weeks I’ve really became close with all of them and it’s hard to have to let them go. It’s actually very emotional, everyone is pretty upset every time we have to do one. But even though at the end of this I can only choose one of these people to be my best friend, I know in my heart that I’ve met some people on the show that I’ll be friends with for a lifetime. I love them all and I can’t wait for you all to see the madness!! But you’ll have to wait till September when it airs on MTV.

Translation: I have no idea who these fame-whoring bitches are, but I’m top bitch! It couldn’t be otherwise… They’re like… poor, and they only had less than 100 kilometers of penis inside them… so… boring… But I love them all, and all of you… Still I wouldn’t break a nail to save their lives! Oh my god! Why am I wearing underwear? Whose sick joke is this?!?!?!

Paris: In my personal life, I am still very much in love and happy. He has been so supportive throughout the show, coming to visit me at set everyday. Life is good. Check out Benji’s blog at www.GoodCharlotte.com He took some pictures of our fun lil trip to vegas this weekend with some of the potential BFF’s, it was such a fun weekend!! I hosted a party at Tao, it was a great night there. Some of the girls had never even been to Vegas before, so it was fun to show them vegas my way. They had the time of there lives. Also my friend Jeff Beacher threw us one of his infamous Beacher’s Madhouse After parties over at the Mirage Hotel Mansions. There were some pretty hilarious performances and I even got cut in half by a magician. Such a great weekend! Hope your all having a great summer!

Translation: No, really! Come here and help me take these off RIGHT NOW!!! I can’t be seen spreading my legs like this with underwear ON!!! Who dressed me this morning?!?!? That’s it! I’m calling daddy! Daddy Hilton will throw a bitch fit when he sees his favorite heiress in upskirts without being able to take a glimpse at the ovaries!

Paris: Speak soon, love you all!! Xoxo Paris

Translation: You NASTY UGLY PARASITIC STUPID MOTHERF*****S!!!!!!!!!!

Whoring yourself for Allah – 1 dollar! Whoring yourself for the Virgin Mary – 2 dollars! Whoring yourself for Buddha – all right, I won’t go there, there has to be at least one heaven, Nirvana, where we need to get into. Whoring yourself for Jesus FREE, oops, I mean PRICELESS!!!

Someone needs to get Paris Hilton one of them child-molesting catholic priests. After all, all she is looking for is some sort of new flavored sexual abuse. And this Ghandi looking granpaw doesn’t look like he can handle one night in Paris… but apparently he’s some sort of a shaman, perverted little…

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