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Why Didn’t Someone Tell Christina Aguilera That Silicon and Milk Don’t Mix?

Why Didn\'t Someone Tell Christina Aguilera That Silicon and Milk Don\'t Mix?

Really now?! Is the silicon post-natal freak circus in town? Is Christina Aguilera starring in the role of the leading clown? Why didn’t someone take mercy on this poor artificial pop product, and spare her retarded flesh of the collateral issues associated with mixing silicon and milk? Otherwise she’s as beautiful as a six months long winter day at the North pole…

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Cristina Aguilera Sexy Pictorial

Cristina Aguilera is a singer… OK nobody wants to know her biography. She’s one hot blond and on top of it all she’s scantly clothed. What more do you want in life? Enjoy!!!

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How Would You Like Some Silicon Flavored Milk?

How would you like some silicon flavored milk from Christina Aguilera? One thing is for sure… pregnancy was not kind to Christina Aguilera! I mean… I didn’t use to be afraid of clowns… but I’m starting right now… Fat and deformed is the new Zexy!

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