I was talking to Mire the other day… Now I love Mire with all my heart, and I can’t say that about many women, for whom I have reserved other parts of my anatomy. But Mire… life just wouldn’t have sense without her, I would be without direction, fuel, rhythm… Haven’t seen her in over a year… there’s a whole f*****g continent between us, and a piece of that piss pool they call the Atlantic Ocean.
But I am digressing… Mire was talking about these two gay neighbors of hers, and a gay girlfriend… Coincidentally or not, here are some images of Joss Stone’s lesbian kiss from “Snappers”.
Now I don’t have any gay friends… But I have come across a few women that wouldn’t have back down from a tad of girl on girl action… Yes… my type of women, spreading more than syphilis… yep, that’s pretty much my standard and my level of expectation, but I’m still looking for a soulmate as perverse as I… no luck so far!
Just a little girl on girl action featuring Paris Hilton. Apparently Paris Hilton’s latest victim is actress Elisha Cuthbert… The two were seen all over each other and making out at New York’s Tenjune club Tuesday night. Here are more pictures of Paris going girl on girl… Your average lesbian heiress…
Paris Hilton at the Falcon club, a lesbian nightspot in Hollywood. I just wish she had better taste in terms of female accessories… The other one must have secret tongue skills… cause, well, just look at her bovine face…
Don’t get me wrong. I’m all for a little girl on girl action… But Mel B and Victoria Beckham??? The Spice Girls? Nu neaparat protagonistele mele preferate pentru niste scene cu maingaieli mai mult sau mai putin lesbo erotice… Se pare totusi ca pipaiala din imagine a avut un scop nobil. Adek Mel B a impiedicat un nipple slip in timpul unui concert din Londra. Si cu ocazia asta Mel B a verificat si calitatea implanturilor Victoriei… Pai na… Testul urmator implica gura lui Mel B si sanii Victoriei Beckham. Uuu… Victoria Beckham’s breasts… Cu putin noroc am fi vazut si noi ce vede Beckham…
Girl on girl action starring Penelope Cruz. Ooo daaaa… asta trebuie vazut, shi de aceea am inclus videoclipul de la finalul articolului. Stiu ca o sa apreciatzi pe indelete. Avetzi si screenshotul de mai sus. Dar pe bune, o fotografie o fi valorand ea o mie de cuvinte, de aceea nici nu o sa scriu foarte mult, dar daca avetzi acces si la pelicula eu zic sa nu ezitatzi. Eu n-as face-o.
Soo… a little erotic video for y’all to enjoy properly. Nimic prea pornografic. Poate doar melodia… Mda, melodia e pornografic de proasta. Pentru ca vedeti voi, videoclipul are si o poveste. Incepe cu surioarele Cruz gemand si scremandu-se din strafundul laringelui in timp ce dubleaza pentru un film porno. If you ever had fantasies about Penelope shining your pole then this is your chance to see her suggestively sucking on a lollipop. Da, da, acadeaua aia e doar un preludiu.
Penelope si cu sor’sa Monica s-au dat intr-un veritabil spectacol erotic, pe undeva pe la granitza cu pornografia, dar soft porn, nimic cu greutate, de dragul lui Eduardo. Dar nu va facetzi cine shtie ce idei, Eduardo poarta si el numele de Cruz la final. Frecagiul si pop-princessul, Justin Timberlake - wannabe, e doar un fratzior necunoscut, si e normal in umbra lui Penelope. Dar surorile Cruz s-au pus pe treaba ca sa-l promoveze pe asta micu, firav ca un fotomodel lihnit de foame, si frumos ca o fetitza, ceea ce nu e neaparat bine. Ii lipseste masculinitatea, vocea, talentul, prestantza si e oleaca cam gay saracu de el… noroc cu tantile din fundal care fac tot videoclipul… Na ce sa spun, el si cu cele doua Cruz fac trei zdrentze in total… hehe. Asta a fost cam sub centura. Imi pare rau. OK, OK, nu-mi pare!
So Penelope has gone lesby in order to make up for her tone-deaf and talentless sibling. Pe bune, tipul e trist rau de tot. Iar “hitul” Cosas Que Contar, deja e istorie!Eu am uitat de el in timp ce savuram prestatzia din fundal a lui Penelope. Sweet! Partenera lui Penelope este o alta actritza spaniola pe numele ei Mia Maestro. Dar sunt aproape sigur ca acest detaliu nu va intereseaza catusi de putin! Mai ales cand cele doua au gurile lipite…
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