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Gisele Bundchen Rocks V Magazine in a Sexy Pictorial

Gisele Bundchen

Gisele Bundchen rocks V Magazine in a sexy pictorial… Well, sexy judging by the standards by which transvestites prostitutes are considered feminine…

Hey, on a sidenote I was just talking with one of the few women in my life I actually respect, and she was criticizing me for enjoying what she referred to as my “special friend” which is a young lady which performs some mundane tasks for me once in a while, basically such as cooking and cleaning only sexual…

My only retort was that I, and by “I,” I actually mean the I behind the penis, am nothing more to that young lady than an accessory to my reproductive glands… Yes… Nothing but true love… Momma is sooooo proud…

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Gisele Bundchen’s “Ugly” & Smoking Black & White Pictorial

Gisele Bundchen

Here is a message I got from one of my girlfriends yesterday: “I want some more, just like yesterday! Can I come get you? I wish! My little throat still hurts… but i looove it………………loooooove it….. thinking about you every time I swallow…”

Yeeees, for those of you that are actually asking this is a bad case of ice cream delight. Can you guess the topping?

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Gisele Bundchen Looks Zeeexy for a Transvestite for DT Magazine

Gisele Bundchen Zeeexy

Nothing much to say about Gisele Bundchen’s pics from the DT Magazine pictorial. Yes there’s a breast there somewhere and that body is rather inviting, but that face… Obviously I managed to play around with this picture and get Gisele Bundchen’s inner tranny to the surface. But you have to admit it that she makes an excellent transvestite!

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Gisele Bundchen Naked for £1.5 Million

Gisele Bundchen Naked for £1.5 Million

What in the sweet sperm of the holly virgin father is wrong with the world? A collection of no less than 135 photographs of nude models, including Gisele Bundchen and Kate Moss is about to get auctioned for £1.5 Million, over $3 Million, in case you don’t speak British currency!. Attention all perverts! Gather around with your salivary glands in full swing! Oh don’t take offense because I figured you out. That non-subtle love-hate bi-polarity is all that Hollywooditoria is about!

Yes the two pictures included in this article are part of the 135 set belonging to German-born collector super-pervert Gert Elfering. And yes they are free. Just 133 to go! It’s bound to have some pure porn in there! Because if it’s all at this level of artistic aesthetics as the images included here then it’s surely worth more than £1.5 Million!!! A lot more!

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