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Rosario Dawson Bikini Pictures

Rosario Dawson is playing around with a hose, wearing nothing more than a sexy black bikini. I bet you think this is the premise of a dirty, wet, extremely hot fantasy. It is a hot day, and she is just dying to cool off. The clothes have long been discarded, but that was not enough, was it? The hose used to water the garden is just laying close by. She picks it up, and cold water starts to flow over her heated body …

Yeah, I came to know exactly what goes on through your minds…

Well, enjoy the pictures, by all means.

Rosario Dawson in a bikini

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Miss USA 2008 Should Have Stuck to the Swimsuit Competition

miss-usa-2008-crystle-stewartI personally believe that U.S. Americans… These are the famous first words of what has got to be by now the world’s most retarded Miss-mutant somewhere in the U.S. that she isn’t capable of showing on a map… And here’s another one… Miss USA 2008, Crystle Stewart eating the floor with her fat, over sized ass at the Miss Universe competition in Taiwan.

I mean for Buddha’s sake, you can teach them to kneel down, train them to suck to perfection, and to enjoy swallowing, you can even get them to play nice with a mouthfull of sperm without regurgitating… But when it comes to standing up… or using their legs for walking forward and not standing on all fours, or for spreading… this is what happens…

This is what I actually think happened… The bitch saw all the men in the audience and thought that this was the night she was training for all her life… and immediately tried to assume a comfortable position… Sweet!

Oh yeah… I also included pictures of Dayana Sabrina Mendoza Moncada (born retarded on June 1, 1986 in Caracas, Venezuela), Miss Venezuela in 2007 and now Miss Universe 2008. I am more than sure that Tom Cruise’s prostitute God is objecting to this farce… because he’s Miss Universe…


Miss Universe Dayana Sabrina Mendoza Moncada

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Hannah Montana / Miley Cyrus Got Milk

Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus Got Milk

Girl Power – seriously now… claiming girl power when you look like you just got ejaculated in the face might not be a case of perfect synchronization between practicing what you’re preaching and being a recipient for sperm…

It seems that only yesterday little 15 year old Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana was participating in a perverse photoshoot for Vanity Fair magazine, and now she’s ready for a tad of hardcore. Here is the synopsis: “Actress by day. Rocker by night! I got to keep fit to keep up. Some studies suggest that teens who choose milk instead of sugar drinks tend to be leaner and the protein helps build muscle. It’s the best of two worlds.”

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Jessica Alba’s Used Up, Not Virginal Vagina Loves Monologues

Jessica Alba\'s Used Up, Not Virginal Vagina Loves Monologues

Jessica Alba never kept her vagina on the side. In fact she parked that thing as much apparently considering her philosophy on the subject as it was revealed to Allure Magazine. But now her overstretched, offspring-filled and used up vagina is only good for… well, you be disappointed in this, you are bound to be disappointed, but in full reproductive mode Jessica Alba’s vagina is only fit for… monologues. Oh!!!!!! I knoooow!!!!! The perversity!!!

Here’s what she had to say:

“Hollywood always plays up your sexuality, because that’s what gets men into the theaters. And I never really gave a s— about all that stuff! It’s nothing to be ashamed of. But it is definitely not what I am about by any means!”

“I don’t think I was comfortable with my sexuality until I was an adult, probably, like, 22 – that’s when I stopped apologizing and stopped feeling ashamed. I did the Vagina Monologues in L.A. That made me proud.”

“I never believed women had to be virgins when they got married, or that a woman has to fall in love with a guy just because they’re having sex. I don’t think sex is a big deal. I hated the hypocrisy of it. Men can do whatever, and it’s acceptable.”

No, David and Victoria Beckham Have Not Been Brainwashed by Aliens

No, in spite of what you might be thinking, David and Victoria Beckham have not been brainwashed by aliens, and programed to praise Tom Cruise. They’re just THAT stupid. Although apparently David begged all-alien-boy-master ninja Scientology first lady and princes Tom Cruise to perform some anal probing on him, finished up by a tad of deep throating, in order to inseminate him with little Xucu, Zenu or Xenu seeds…

Krista Allen Came Closest to the Oscars via George Clooney’s Sperm

Krista Allen

Apparently Krista Allen is some sort of American “Cineporn” actress which was featured in a few soap operas that were so close to pure trash that the garbage men which made sweet oral love to her stayed behind to clean up the mess. Krista also stared, and by stared I mean she was filmed while mostly on her knees and with her mouth full – preventing Oscar level acting, as I was saying, stared in the Emmanuelle in Space series.

But the peek of Krista’s career was when George Clooney ejaculated in her back in 2002. And Clooney’s sperm is the closest she managed to come, and will ever get for that matter, to an Oscar…

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Zoe Kravitz Has See-Through Nipple Style

Zoe Kravitz Has See-Through Nipple Style

I guess style runs in the Kravitz clan… And with daddy Lenny being the father of style, it’s bound that Zoe inherited a little something something… As far as I am concerned nothing says style like a topless girl with her mouth open… Well, the apex would also be if she was down on her knees…

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Somebody Please Let Amy Smart Teach Women How Not to Wear a Bra

Call it next generation fashion. Call it alternative pret a porter! Call it whatever you like, but I’m telling you they need to be free, they need to breathe! All it takes is just one small nipple slip!

Amy Smart, nipple slip, breast

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Girl on Girl Action Featuring Paris Hilton

Just a little girl on girl action featuring Paris Hilton. Apparently Paris Hilton’s latest victim is actress Elisha Cuthbert… The two were seen all over each other and making out at New York’s Tenjune club Tuesday night. Here are more pictures of Paris going girl on girl… Your average lesbian heiress…

Girl on Girl Action Featuring Paris Hilton

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Paris Hilton Goes Lesbian

Paris Hilton at the Falcon club, a lesbian nightspot in Hollywood. I just wish she had better taste in terms of female accessories… The other one must have secret tongue skills… cause, well, just look at her bovine face…

Paris Hilton Goes Lesbian

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