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Jessica Alba’s Used Up, Not Virginal Vagina Loves Monologues

Jessica Alba\'s Used Up, Not Virginal Vagina Loves Monologues

Jessica Alba never kept her vagina on the side. In fact she parked that thing as much apparently considering her philosophy on the subject as it was revealed to Allure Magazine. But now her overstretched, offspring-filled and used up vagina is only good for… well, you be disappointed in this, you are bound to be disappointed, but in full reproductive mode Jessica Alba’s vagina is only fit for… monologues. Oh!!!!!! I knoooow!!!!! The perversity!!!

Here’s what she had to say:

“Hollywood always plays up your sexuality, because that’s what gets men into the theaters. And I never really gave a s— about all that stuff! It’s nothing to be ashamed of. But it is definitely not what I am about by any means!”

“I don’t think I was comfortable with my sexuality until I was an adult, probably, like, 22 – that’s when I stopped apologizing and stopped feeling ashamed. I did the Vagina Monologues in L.A. That made me proud.”

“I never believed women had to be virgins when they got married, or that a woman has to fall in love with a guy just because they’re having sex. I don’t think sex is a big deal. I hated the hypocrisy of it. Men can do whatever, and it’s acceptable.”

No, David and Victoria Beckham Have Not Been Brainwashed by Aliens

No, in spite of what you might be thinking, David and Victoria Beckham have not been brainwashed by aliens, and programed to praise Tom Cruise. They’re just THAT stupid. Although apparently David begged all-alien-boy-master ninja Scientology first lady and princes Tom Cruise to perform some anal probing on him, finished up by a tad of deep throating, in order to inseminate him with little Xucu, Zenu or Xenu seeds…

Krista Allen Came Closest to the Oscars via George Clooney’s Sperm

Krista Allen

Apparently Krista Allen is some sort of American “Cineporn” actress which was featured in a few soap operas that were so close to pure trash that the garbage men which made sweet oral love to her stayed behind to clean up the mess. Krista also stared, and by stared I mean she was filmed while mostly on her knees and with her mouth full – preventing Oscar level acting, as I was saying, stared in the Emmanuelle in Space series.

But the peek of Krista’s career was when George Clooney ejaculated in her back in 2002. And Clooney’s sperm is the closest she managed to come, and will ever get for that matter, to an Oscar…

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Zoe Kravitz Has See-Through Nipple Style

Zoe Kravitz Has See-Through Nipple Style

I guess style runs in the Kravitz clan… And with daddy Lenny being the father of style, it’s bound that Zoe inherited a little something something… As far as I am concerned nothing says style like a topless girl with her mouth open… Well, the apex would also be if she was down on her knees…

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Somebody Please Let Amy Smart Teach Women How Not to Wear a Bra

Call it next generation fashion. Call it alternative pret a porter! Call it whatever you like, but I’m telling you they need to be free, they need to breathe! All it takes is just one small nipple slip!

Amy Smart, nipple slip, breast

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Girl on Girl Action Featuring Paris Hilton

Just a little girl on girl action featuring Paris Hilton. Apparently Paris Hilton’s latest victim is actress Elisha Cuthbert… The two were seen all over each other and making out at New York’s Tenjune club Tuesday night. Here are more pictures of Paris going girl on girl… Your average lesbian heiress…

Girl on Girl Action Featuring Paris Hilton

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Paris Hilton Goes Lesbian

Paris Hilton at the Falcon club, a lesbian nightspot in Hollywood. I just wish she had better taste in terms of female accessories… The other one must have secret tongue skills… cause, well, just look at her bovine face…

Paris Hilton Goes Lesbian

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Yes, Hannah Montana Is 15 and Pulling a Vanessa Hudgens (Naked Disney Style)

Hannah Montana Is 15 and Pulling a Vanessa Hudgens (Naked Disney Style)

Yes, Hannah Montana is 15 and pulling a Vanessa Hudgens (naked Disney style). Remember when Disney… oh, what in Buddha’s name is happening over at Disney? Sex sells, I get it. Otherwise I wouldn’t be here. If you will take the time to visit the official Disney webpage, you will be able to see that the company has a little something-something to offer for children of preschool age, for boys and girls, for kids and teens, for your family and for hardcore Disney fans. The last I hear, Disney is about to give a special treat to all those hardcore fans out there and go pornographic all the way.

Well first there was Vanessa Hudgens, nothing more than your average Disney star that had the great idea of doing a naked pictorial while underage. But fear not. Disney girls are by no means shy of dumping the textiles and letting you peep at the inner child. Just look at the images featuring a tad too sexually explicit Hannah Montana, going by her true name of Miley Cyrus. Just a Vanessa Hudgens waiting to happen. Disney needs to control these hormonal stars, and get their daddies and mommies to stop supplying them with all sorts of technology that will eventually permit them to go all out and perform in their very own variant of One Night in Paris (Paris Hilton).

Either way I still rather foresee a One Night in Hudgens, and One Night in Montana rather than college degrees for the two Disney stars. After all, Disney is doing the best it can to blur the line between star and starlet!

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Adriana Lima Naked

Adriana Lima Naked

Adriana Lima naked in Esquire magazine. Lima and a few of her supermodel girlfriends. What can I say … Victoria’s Secret quartet! I could really teach those girls to wear nothing at all, just like nature intended it. Just to get those legs wrapped tight around… whatever u like… So what if half the grampas over 50 out of the world’s billionaires/millionaires have already been there and done that… I mean done all four of them… I am sure that 90% of the male population of the world would be more than happy with a leftover supermodel… All you have to do is get that old smell out of them…

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Dita Von Teese Pictorial

Dita Von Teese topless - nothing much to say about this. Just u’r average model, showing off her breasts in black and white. The images have an obvious aesthetic value. I mean these kind of pics u can even show u’r mother when u’r telling her about the love (and by love I mean sick, twisted perversity) u are making with this rather virginal maiden (and by virginal maiden I actually mean burlesque performer and fetish star). But then I’m sure your mother will more than fall in love herself with Dita Von Teese, and especially enjoy her featuring in pinup art and glamor, involving tasteful nudity and adult themes

Dita Von Teese Topless

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