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Who Took the Retard Drugs Away from Katy Perry? She Really Needs Her Retardation Medicine and Fast!!!

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at August 20, 2008 in Horror and vomitorium | . 0 Comments

Who took the retard drugs away from Katy Perry? No really! This is a sick joke! No!!! No!!! Please hear me out, bear with me… it will all make sense in the end… Until I heard Katy Perry attempt to communicate in the otherwise traditional manner of human speech, I never realized that she sports what I can only refer to as subnormal intelligence…

And when I say subnormal intelligence  I mean the undisputed winner in an Olympic marathon of retardation… miss universe at a severe mental handicap pride parade… or American President George W. Bush… She’s trying to fart at the end… What in the world was that?!?!?! Didn’t she realize she was farting through her mouth all along? Someone please give her retardation medicine back and fast!!!


clearing the air with a fart. from Katy Perry on Vimeo.

Harry Potter/Daniel Radcliffe Is Doing Unspeakable Things to a Horse

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Harry Potter/Daniel Radcliffe Is Doing Unspeakable Things to a Horse

Harry Potter/Daniel Radcliffe is doing unspeakable things to a horse… in Vogue Magazine… this is simply beyond obscene, its unnatural… but hey this is the work of photographer Annie Leibovitz! A very naked Harry Potter, Leibovitz and a horse is all that it took for this monument of mental retard… But you can’t really blame anything on Daniel Radcliffe as he is suffering from a brain disorder known as dyspraxia affecting his coordination…

Sharon Stone Brings On the Basic Instinct to Vomit

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at April 8, 2008 in Horror and Zexy | . 0 Comments

Sharon Stone, Basic Instinct, Vomit

There are times when you forget! Like these times in Sharon Stones’ old age… Let’s just say that this gandma managed to bring on the Basic Instinct to vomit…. Oh, sweet effervescent vomit!!! Sharon Stone thought that people would enjoy a tad of Basic Instinct flashback while she attempted to perform human speech at the Think Tank ‘Cite de la Reussite’ at the Sorbonne University in Paris.
Why is Sharon Stone unaccustomed to performing human speech? I mean c’mon… I have seen chimpanzees better trained at keeping their legs together! And just like chimpanzees, someone should dress this old bag in some diapers before she has a case of urinal incontinence all over with those spread members. It’s sad that this senile and semi-schizophrenic lady who can barely utter a comprehensive onomatopoeia has sunk to this level of obscenity.
Let just get one thing clear. Yes, we all masturbated frenetically to Sharon Stone spreading her legs in Basic Instinct. But that was in the past Millennium. By all counts, Sharon Stone should have been dead by now if it weren’t for all the Botox keeping her mummified like this…

Sharon Stone, Basic Instinct, Vomit

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Be Very Very Afraid, Madonna Is Transforming!

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at March 31, 2008 in Horror, Madonna and Zexy | . 0 Comments

Be Very Very Afraid, Madonna Is Transforming!

Are you ready for the next pop horror show? Well this time it’s not about Paris Hilton’s new pink homosexual Chihuahua pet monkey or about Britney Spears’ vagina fur on display. Noooooo…! This is about old ass pop grandma queen Madonna looking like she swallowed a bucket of horse steroids and then had some bovine growth hormones injected into her.

Let this be a warning to all post-menopause women! Lay off the f*****g yoga! For grandmas like Madonna there are always pissing contests, penis measuring contests or even golden showers or other alternative water sports that they can win with no problems… Otherwise you’ll just get similar results to horror transforming Madonna like in Vanity Fair Fear! Just look at those biceps!!! She’s sweating pure testosterone!

Be Very Very Afraid, Madonna Is Transforming!

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Amy Winehouse Zeeexy!

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at March 18, 2008 in Amy Winehouse, Horror and Zexy | . 2 Comments

Kill it! Kill it! KILL IT!!!

I hate to do this to you… But here are some excellent pictures of Amy Winehouse looking Zeeexy! I might have touched up the images a tad just to highlight her beautiful epidermis. Flawless… Pure like the skin of an angel whose face was used by Jesus to put out his cigar…

Amy Winehouse is either suffering from a bad skin day, courtesy of Impetigo, or has just woke up from the dead. It doesn’t matter to me. I would still make sweet love to this woman. Face-to-face, looking her in the eyes… Am I a pervert because I get off on a little infection?

Amy Winehouse Zeeexy!

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I’m In Love With the Amy Winehouse Zeeexy Horror Show!

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at March 6, 2008 in Amy Winehouse, Horror and Zexy | . 0 Comments

Mama!!! If you’re reading this, get ready to meet my future wife - Amy Winehouse. Ain’t love grand!

Amy Winehouse

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Nicole Kidman Wears Her Vagina on Her Face

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Nicole Kidman wears her vagina on her face… I mean look at those lips… How in the world they managed to migrate from between her legs up on her face is beyond me. But I guess that it just happens when you’ve got mutant-level quantities of Botox in your blood.

Can you imagine the police breaking in on Nicole Kidman? “Freak! You there in the cage! Put your lips down and your hands up! Ohmygawd!!! It’s eating her face! Shoot it! Shoot it! Shoot it!!!”

Nicole Kidman, Zexy, freak, vagina, vagin, lips, Botox

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Kirstie Alley the Walking Dead

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at February 20, 2008 in Horror and Zexy | . 0 Comments

Just in case you were wondering what happened to her… Don’t worry if you don’t know who she is. I don’t know either. Aaa… the picture might have been touched up a tad to emphasize the ‘walking dead’ title… Zeexy!

Kirstie Alley the Walking Dead

Aretha Franklin Fat & Zexy Horror Shows…

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at February 10, 2008 in Horror and Zexy | . 8 Comments

Aretha Franklin is so fat and zeeexy that she actually makes up for multiple horror shows…

Aretha Franklin Fat & Zexy Horror Shows…

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Britney Spears in the Kodak Moment of a Lifetime!

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at January 24, 2008 in Britney Spears, Horror and Pop Princess | . 1 Comment

Britney Spears in the Kodak moment of a lifetime! And I wasted the fooooooood bit on Matthew Perry. Damn my luck!!! First I wanted to welcome Britney “Alien the Resurrection” Spears. Then I wanted to invite you to feed her with a big, fat, juicy… all right. I won’t go there. She’s a mother for Buddha’s sake! Then I just changed my mind… The latest sad news about the pop princess is that the court shut down her attempt to regain visitation rights to her children. That’s almost as sad as the Kodak moment…

Britney Spears in the Kodak Moment of a Lifetime!

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