Natalie Portman is in love. Nothing wrong with that, you’d think. Well … think again.
The monkey impersonator in the picture above is the “man” in question, Devendra Banhart, a Venezuelan-American folk rock singer-songwriter and musician. According to Wikipedia, his music has been classified as indie folk, psych folk, Naturalismo, and New Weird America. The last one sounds like the perfect description, if you ask me.
Now, I know love makes you do crazy things. Been there, done that. But hey, at least nobody has a video of me, right? Natalie’s “proof of love” will surely be on YouTube long after the romance will have passed. And trust me: it shall pass. One morning the psychedelic stuff he’s got her on will wear off … and the prince will once again turn into a hairy frog.
Watch the public humiliation of the beautiful and talented Natalie Portman. I could look up the name of the song, but I bet you couldn’t care less.
Miley Cyrus puts wild into the Disney teenage recipe… The Hannah Montana star is slowly but successfully transforming the Disney Channel into a hardcore version of Girls Gone Wild. A group of hackers claim to have successfully hacked Miley’s email account and have leaked the latest images of the teen-pop-princess-starlet in the usually adolescent, candid and scantly clothed photographic moments that seem to characterize better than everything this tumultuous age of 15 for Miley.
“Lol… A while back I haxed her email… might as well leak these photos… the pictures where sent to Nick Jonas from the fucking Jonas Brothers… LOL!” claims a hacker identified only as padillac.
Fact is that she’s going that extra mile to make her parents truly proud… She apparently still is quite the fan of various textile materials but my best guess is that once she turns 18 nothing will stop Miley Cyrus taking Hannah Montana on a trip to much simpler times, ruled by instincts and in direct connection with naked nature…
Nicole Mary Kidman is an Academy Award-winning actress. She is featuring on a 16-page spread in the July issue of Vogue magazine. Annie Leibovitz traveled to the set of Baz Luhrmann’s upcoming action-adventure epic, “Australia”, to photograph the film’s star, Nicole Kidman. Here’s what she had to say in her interview with Vogue magazine:
On her country life: “I’ve been in Tennessee, just sitting. We have a farm there, and I have an organic vegetable garden. This is a path I’d not taken before. My mum’s always gardened. My sister gardens. And I’ve now conformed to the Kidman women’s hobby of gardening. And it is just a hobby. I’m not feeding the troops. (laughs) There’s a softness to the Tennessee landscape that I just love. It’s very beautiful out there. We have deer and wild turkeys.”
On her knees splaying out at a 45-degree angle during the interview: “The whole experience is so primal… Just look at how I’m sitting here with my legs apart. This is the way you have to sit when you’re pregnant.”
On how carrying a child is something new and overwhelming: “When I first saw the baby on the ultrasound, I started crying. I didn’t think I’d get to experience that in my lifetime. I like the unpredictable nature of it. To feel life growing with you is something very, very special, and I’m going to embrace that completely. I don’t believe in flittering around the edges of things. You’re either going to walk through life and experience it fully or you’re going to be a voyeur. And I’m not a voyeur.”
On her and husband Keith Ubran never being apart for more than five days at a time: “I’m so committed to this relationship, and so is he. I don’t have addiction problems, but love is a very powerful force in my life. It’s my fatal flaw and my virtue.”
The director of the movie, Baz Luhrmann, finds Nicole Kidman’s quality irresistible: “Most people are marvelously centered when it’s calm but uncentered when it’s stormy. With Nicole, it’s the opposite. When the storm is raging on the set, or in life, her spirit settles down and finds its complete center. Nicole always does a high-wire act without a net, and even if she sometimes falls, this is what makes her compelling—as an artist and as a person.”
Here are the pictures from the July issue of Vogue magazine, and as a bonus for ours readers here is the trailer for this new Nicole Kidman movie. Enjoy!!!
Kristen Anne Bell is an American television and film actress. Once she won the lead role in “Veronica Mars”, she became an overnight sensation. Thanks to the attention that the show “Veronica Mars” got, Kristen Bell appeared on “The Late Show” with David Letterman and Jimmy Kimmel and she was a guest cohost on ABC’s “The View”.
Kristen Bell doesn’t have a killer sex appeal, however, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed. The 5′4″ starlet is a little spark plug who could probably get things heated up quickly in the bedroom. Just take a look at these pictures and you will get what I’m talking about. Enjoy!!!
Looks like Saoirse Ronan, the little girl that ruined her sister’s life in Atonement, is instrumental in finding a way out of the City of Ember and saving everybody.
The set design looks impressive. It really has an epic, post-apocalyptic aesthetic. Responsible for it is the creative imagination of Martin Laing, the same man that brought us the sets of Titanic or Pearl Harbor.
And hey, any movie that’s got Bill Murray in it is bound to make me laugh…
Just a reminder that Wanted drops by the end of this month. James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman and Angelina Jolie are guaranteed to at least make this watchable…
Get ready for another Brad Pitt style performance for David Fincher’s new film The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. And by a Brad Pitt style performance I actually mean the Oscar-worthy theatrical experience delivered by a dirty sock puppet… Fortunately enough the adaptation after a F. Scott Fitzgerald story also stars Cate Blanchett and Tilda Swinton, as well as Shiloh Jolie-Pitt!, so something good is bound to come out of the acting in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.
Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz kissing are the sole reason why otherwise plain vanilla pseudo-schizoid, maniac-depressive poster child, neurotic-challenged and anxiety freak Woody Allen is a pure genius! Pure like my seminal fluid in the mouth of one of my girlfriends last week! Wait, on the other hand I have no idea where she’s been… Not so pure then…
But getting to see Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz in a lesbian kiss in my life time is one of my personal purest fantasies… along with getting to milk a couple of women and see Buddha be crucified again. Getting to see Scarlett and Penelope swap saliva on video is just a whole new standard of sexiness, as you can judge for yourselves in the trailer for Woody Allen’s new movie, Vicky Cristina Barcelona.
The movie is also starring Javier Bardem in addition to Scarlett Johansson, Penelope Cruz but my attention span went as far as the lesby kiss and got stuck there on repeat! Apparently the kiss is just a warm up as there is an entire lesbian scene between the Scarlett and Penelope. Sweet!
Jessica Alba never kept her vagina on the side. In fact she parked that thing as much apparently considering her philosophy on the subject as it was revealed to Allure Magazine. But now her overstretched, offspring-filled and used up vagina is only good for… well, you be disappointed in this, you are bound to be disappointed, but in full reproductive mode Jessica Alba’s vagina is only fit for… monologues. Oh!!!!!! I knoooow!!!!! The perversity!!!
Here’s what she had to say:
“Hollywood always plays up your sexuality, because that’s what gets men into the theaters. And I never really gave a s— about all that stuff! It’s nothing to be ashamed of. But it is definitely not what I am about by any means!”
“I don’t think I was comfortable with my sexuality until I was an adult, probably, like, 22 – that’s when I stopped apologizing and stopped feeling ashamed. I did the Vagina Monologues in L.A. That made me proud.”
“I never believed women had to be virgins when they got married, or that a woman has to fall in love with a guy just because they’re having sex. I don’t think sex is a big deal. I hated the hypocrisy of it. Men can do whatever, and it’s acceptable.”
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