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Jenna Jameson Is Procreating, Twins No Less!!!

Jenna Jameson Is Procreating, Twins No Less!!!

The Jenna Jameson porno princess has been swimming in sufficient sperm to get some inside her vagina and not just down her throat. Here is what she has to say: “Twins!!!!!!
Current mood: ecstatic

Yes everyone, I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting btwins! I had my second ultrasound today and was greeted by two big healthy babies with pounding hearts. I can’t even express the extreme serenity that came over me once I saw my children inside me. It has been my dream to have children for an exremely long time, and I truly feel like finally… the time is right and god has blessed me. I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive.

Tito is happier than I have ever seen him, it is so fulfilling to see him so proud. He looked me in the eye today after our doctors appointmet and said “I’m the luckiest man on earth… thank you for having my babies”. I cried.

i have been spending my days on bedrest, not because it is doctor bordered… but because, I am so incredibly fatigued and nauseous. Its hard to drag myself out of bed some mornings, which is hard for me… bsince I am always so active! I have officially gained 7 pounds so far, and am planning on a lot more. I crave fruit by the gallon… ornages and pineapple are at the top of my list. Cereal at 3 am suits me every night!

Lastly, I want to thank all of you for your unwavering support. It means so much to me, I don’t think you even know. There are a lot of nasty comments from insensitive people, but in my state of incredible happiness… It doesnt matter what they say!

I love all of you!

JJ”

Lili Brillanti Goes Extreme in Extremo

Lili Brillanti

Lili Brillanti goes topless extreme in Extremo. So she’s a weather girl… The worst kind of TV prostitution after the presidential speeches of Governor George Bush… So what…!!! All I see is a hot Latina half undressed and I’m sold… I’m ready to watch the weather marathon now please! Download the uncensored pictures here!

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Grandma Madonna Goes Lesbian in Her Old Age

Grandma Madonna Goes Lesbian in Her Old Age

Pop grandmother Queen Madonna goes lesbian in her old age. I get it… this grandma swapped saliva with red-neck born retard Britney Spears and the other one that nobody cares about who can hit the same pitch as rabid bats Christina Aguilera a couple of years back, and apparently she got a taste for it.

Now she did it again, going for a tad of soft candy with her hard candy performance in Paris. But what better way to celebrate Paris than salivating into someone else’s mouth, even if she is the same sex as Madonna. Well, in her old age it doesn’t matter anyway. Once Madonna hit pension-time just around the corner from menopause she was as good as an asexual. Just think about it, it’s like kissing your grandmother… I said think about it, not masturbate to it, you perverts!!!

Grandma Madonna Goes Lesbian in Her Old Age

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Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape Out and About

Vivid Entertainment plans to release a sex tape featuring none other than Jimi Hendrix. The guitar god was filmed while two young ladies were playing his guitar. Shot in 8mm the Jimi Hendrix sex tape is just 11 minutes long and dates back to 1968.

Now, truth be told this is one sex tape that I don’t want to see. I understand home made porn featuring Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan or your whore/slut/prostitute/model/actress/singer of choice, or even the virgin Mary plus the Pope! But Jimi Hendrix!?!?!? There have to be some things still sacred in the world, for Buddha’s sake!!!

Keeley Hazell Milking Time - Adult Photos

Keeley Hazell Milking Time Pictorial

When the Apocalypse comes, just before Buddha’s third coming inside the virgin Mary, we will be able to fight the extreme shortage of dairy products with the help of Keeley Hazell. And this milking pictorial for FHM is an illustrative point…

Keeley Hazell will be nothing short of a perfect fit for the position of breastfeeding the entire human species. This is how a couple of perfectly useless flesh mounds will evolve into mature mammary glands not perverted by silicon… Keeley Hazell Milking Time Pictorial uncensored pics available for download here.

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Eva Herzigova Naked and Zeeexy!

Eva Herzigova Naked and Zeeexy!

Eva Herzigova is naked and zeeexy! Now I know what you’re thinking… You have spent a lot of your prepubescent, pubescent, post-pubescent, aaa, your entire adult life and Tuesdays masturbating to innocent black lingerie pictorials of Eva Herzigova. So why is she zeeexy? Namely the opposite of sexy?

While you drool over this topless picture of her because of all the apples, don’t worry, I get you, I also am all about bitting into some juicy fruits, what you don’t see is that Eva Herzigova is actually naked. And furthermore she’s got a few kilos of bastard meat in her. Yeeees, she’s pregnant!

Now I like my women filled up right, but by me, not by some mutant freak that grew out of some old sugar-daddy’s sperm… This fertility s**t is killing me. Since when have the values of the capitalist market sunk so low that motherhood is now sexy?!?!?! If you ask me there’s little difference between Eva Herzigova and an used condom… So enjoy, I guess! Here are all the images uncensored eva-herzigova-naked

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Lindsay Lohan Allegedly Confirms Sex Tape

Lindsay Lohan Allegedly Confirms Sex Tape

Judging by the volume of sperm in Lindsay Lohan’s blood it’s bound that the freckled starlet was filmed doing the nasty… And taking into consideration the ratio of spermatozoid and blood cells as well as the amount of time Lindsay Lohan spends connected to sources of sperm by now they should have already obtained satellite as well as bird’s eye and aerial imagery of her… Not to mention some average cell phone video camera footage…

A source apparently heard Lindsay screaming over the phone: “I can’t believe you would ever f***ing do this to me, I should have listened to everyone. I should never have f***ing trusted you. It’s everywhere now, all over the net, everyone’s seen it, how f***ing could you?” Lindsay Lohan was sweet talking former boyfriend Calum Best… Sweet!

Heidi Klum Wears Nothing But Body Paint

That’s right! Heidi Klum is wearing nothing but body paint…

Heidi Klum Wears Nothing But Body Paint

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Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape Sneak Peek

Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape Sneak Peek

Here is a little sneak peek at Lindsay Lohan’s sex tape. Just think about it as a tad of a prelude before you get to see more vivid video content of the freckled angel! She’s an angel because she’s on her knees all the time, of course. Look, I’ll tell it to you straight. Jesus, the virgin Mary, mother Theresa, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are the only women that have arduously and assiduously exercised the practice of kneeling down to perfection.

I knoooow! Blasphemy! To think of Lindsay and Paris down on their knees, each with a mouthful of c**k! Forgive me, oh benevolent Buddha, for thinking these pervert thoughts about such virginal creatures!

Well, Paris Hilton already has her very own One Night In Paris home made porn movie. Now it’s Lindsay’s turn to enjoy her time in the limelight! Her due time at the centerstage of shame! Not in the spotlight but in the focus of a cell phone camera…

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Mischa Barton Nude - Closing the Ring – Pictures and Video

Mischa Barton Nude - Closing the Ring – Pictures and Video

Mischa Barton got naked for Closing the Ring. I thought you would appreciate some topless pictures as well as the video of the scene…

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