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Rihanna Rocks a Train Conductor Hat at The Today Show in New York City’s Rockefeller Center

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The 20-year-old Barbadian singer managed to rock a train conductor hat and take bows concomitantly at The Today Show in New York City’s Rockefeller Center on Friday. But no matter where Rihanna is finding success and being adored, she said that her heart will always be in Barbados.

“I am the official ambassador for cultural youth, which is perfect for me because I love dealing with young people. Barbados will always be home. They’re very, very supportive. They’re my backbone. It’s where I started. I couldn’t ask for a better place to grow up in.”

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Rihanna Is a Goddess in the Bikini InStyle Photoshoot and Video

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Rihanna Is a Goddess in the InStyle Bikini Photoshoot and Video

Rihanna’s Bikini photoshoot for InStyle is over a year old… but she’s still a goddess. Watch the video if you’re not convinced, and then repent in prayer like the filthy sinners that you are. Just take my example… the level of my obsession with Rihanna is so deep that every one of her videos is like a sacrosanct prayer to me…

Hey, she’s the closest thing I’ll ever come to Buddha! It’s Rihanna and that time I had 8 orgasms in a full night with one of my ex-girlfriends. On the other hand she came over 20 times then so if I was close to heaven, she must have been holding Jesus’ hand while she was orgasming, and looking the virgin Mary down her cleavage… Now that’s heaven, right there!

Anyway, this post is actually a shout-out going out to Roxana G., a very special brunette to us here at Hollywooditoria who was the first to notice my healthy obsession with Rihanna…


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Rihanna featuring Maroon 5 “If I Never See Your Face Again” Video

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If I Never See Your Face Again

Here is the brand new single from Maroon 5 featuring Rihanna “If I Never See Your Face Again. This song if from the Maroon 5 album caled “It Won’t Be Soon Before Long”. Enjoy!!!

Rihanna “Take A Bow” Video

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Here is the new video from Rihanna “Take A Bow”. And yes, I do have an obsession. For me it’s watching Rihanna’s videos on repeat and effervescently praying to the virgin Mary! For my next move I’m considering a sex change in order to get a shot at becoming the next mother Teresa.

I promise to take down all the perverted items on Hollywooditoria and start uploading Buddhist prayers, excerpts of Zen philosophy, and upskirt pictures of your Holy Father - Benedict XVI, formerly Joseph Alois Ratzinger and ex-Hitler number 1 fan…

And speaking of fanaticism… do take a bow for Rihanna! Enjoy!!!

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Rihanna Is Perfect - Elle Magazine Pictorial

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I swear on the sweet sperm that Buddha left in the the virgin Mary’s vagina that I make Hollywooditoria a cradle for my obsessions. The sweet part really freaked you out didn’t it? Well figure it out!

But getting back to Rihanna… she’s featured in Elle magazine and she shames perfection. If Jesus would be on a trajectory with planet Earth for the third coming, it (yes I did say it) would definitely use Rihanna for a vessel.

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Rihanna in Kanye West’s GLOW in the Dark Tour

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There’s something wrong with me. Somewhere between my reptilian brain and my penis, they both use the same amount of blood. I knew there was something wrong with me the first time that I saw Rihanna. I trust you have your own obsessions so you are not in a position to judge. Remember what Buddha said… “He without an obsession has the same level of intelligence as a rabid amoeba.”

One of the past nights I was watching one of Rihanna’s videos with the TV muted. This hobbyist prostitute that I had just lying around emitted some rather retarded comments… Later on, when she was using her mouth for its god-given purpose I went: “Oh, yea… Rihanna…!” Bitch refused to swallow! I bet that was a first for her…

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Rihanna Breast Feeding Time and Nipple Slip

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Rihanna Breast Feeding Time and Nipple Slip

Rihanna reminded the participants at the Kids Choice Awards of much better times such as breast feeding with her little near nipple slip. Well, this time around you get a taste, but hold your fingers crossed for a more consistent wardrobe malfunction. Wait… you can’t really hold your fingers crossed doing that thing you’re doing… Nevermind!

I don’t really think you can blame me for the fact that Rihanna’s rocking massive cleavage has almost automatically activated my salivary glands, and brought to the surface some natural reflexes that usually involve one of my on again of again female companions. Truth be told my anatomy has been through much worse… So you needn’t worry for me….

Rihanna Breast Feeding Time and Nipple Slip

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Rihanna - Black Leather Lingerie

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Don’t you feel the need to be punished? Don’t you believe that you belong on your knees repenting for your sins? See! I knew I wasn’t the only one! Yes I know there’s something wrong with me. I have spent endless days praying, and countless hours in therapy, and night after night going bad, going as bad as I could on my self….

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Rihanna, Zero Skin at the Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Party

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Rihanna, Zero Skin at the Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Party

Rihanna shows zero skin at the Clive Davis Pre-Grammy party. Rihanna has been nominated to no less than six Grammy awards. If you want to take a sneak peek at the Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Party held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on Saturday in Beverly Hills, Calif then you can do so here: Full Show: Pre-Grammy Party
Full Show: Pre-Grammy Party

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Rihanna in Concert

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Why is it that Rihanna in concert, or in a video, or in a picture, always manages to get me hard? Is there something wrong with this girl? I don’t know… The other day I was on my knees, praying to the Virgin Mary to deliver me from my Rihanna obsession, and just as I mentioned Rihanna… Well… you have vivid imaginations I trust. I just need to pray harder. Oh, I just said harder and Rihanna in the same paragraph! I have to go pay a visit to the little boys, strike that, big boy… Forget that, I’m off!

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