Here is the brand new single from Maroon 5 featuring Rihanna “If I Never See Your Face Again. This song if from the Maroon 5 album caled “It Won’t Be Soon Before Long”. Enjoy!!!
Archive for the 'Rihanna' Category Page 2 of 3
Here is the new video from Rihanna “Take A Bow”. And yes, I do have an obsession. For me it’s watching Rihanna’s videos on repeat and effervescently praying to the virgin Mary! For my next move I’m considering a sex change in order to get a shot at becoming the next mother Teresa.
I promise to take down all the perverted items on Hollywooditoria and start uploading Buddhist prayers, excerpts of Zen philosophy, and upskirt pictures of your Holy Father - Benedict XVI, formerly Joseph Alois Ratzinger and ex-Hitler number 1 fan…
And speaking of fanaticism… do take a bow for Rihanna! Enjoy!!!
I swear on the sweet sperm that Buddha left in the the virgin Mary’s vagina that I make Hollywooditoria a cradle for my obsessions. The sweet part really freaked you out didn’t it? Well figure it out!
But getting back to Rihanna… she’s featured in Elle magazine and she shames perfection. If Jesus would be on a trajectory with planet Earth for the third coming, it (yes I did say it) would definitely use Rihanna for a vessel.
Continue reading ‘Rihanna Is Perfect - Elle Magazine Pictorial’
There’s something wrong with me. Somewhere between my reptilian brain and my penis, they both use the same amount of blood. I knew there was something wrong with me the first time that I saw Rihanna. I trust you have your own obsessions so you are not in a position to judge. Remember what Buddha said… “He without an obsession has the same level of intelligence as a rabid amoeba.”
One of the past nights I was watching one of Rihanna’s videos with the TV muted. This hobbyist prostitute that I had just lying around emitted some rather retarded comments… Later on, when she was using her mouth for its god-given purpose I went: “Oh, yea… Rihanna…!” Bitch refused to swallow! I bet that was a first for her…
Continue reading ‘Rihanna in Kanye West’s GLOW in the Dark Tour’
<!– @page { size: 8.5in 11in; margin: 0.79in } P { margin-bottom: 0.08in } –>
Rihanna reminded the participants at the Kids Choice Awards of much better times such as breast feeding with her little near nipple slip. Well, this time around you get a taste, but hold your fingers crossed for a more consistent wardrobe malfunction. Wait… you can’t really hold your fingers crossed doing that thing you’re doing… Nevermind!
I don’t really think you can blame me for the fact that Rihanna’s rocking massive cleavage has almost automatically activated my salivary glands, and brought to the surface some natural reflexes that usually involve one of my on again of again female companions. Truth be told my anatomy has been through much worse… So you needn’t worry for me….
Continue reading ‘Rihanna Breast Feeding Time and Nipple Slip’
Don’t you feel the need to be punished? Don’t you believe that you belong on your knees repenting for your sins? See! I knew I wasn’t the only one! Yes I know there’s something wrong with me. I have spent endless days praying, and countless hours in therapy, and night after night going bad, going as bad as I could on my self….
Rihanna shows zero skin at the Clive Davis Pre-Grammy party. Rihanna has been nominated to no less than six Grammy awards. If you want to take a sneak peek at the Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Party held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on Saturday in Beverly Hills, Calif then you can do so here:
Full Show: Pre-Grammy Party
Continue reading ‘Rihanna, Zero Skin at the Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Party’
Why is it that Rihanna in concert, or in a video, or in a picture, always manages to get me hard? Is there something wrong with this girl? I don’t know… The other day I was on my knees, praying to the Virgin Mary to deliver me from my Rihanna obsession, and just as I mentioned Rihanna… Well… you have vivid imaginations I trust. I just need to pray harder. Oh, I just said harder and Rihanna in the same paragraph! I have to go pay a visit to the little boys, strike that, big boy… Forget that, I’m off!
Rihanna’s got milk! Thankfully not in her breasts… Although thankfully? I wouldn’t mind a breast feed from Rihanna… But no… on her face. And NO! It’s not man milk, or man juice, or… It’s plain, old, milk. Apparently some sort of retarded campaign has transformed Rihanna in a milk ad victim. I know the perverted thoughts flowing through your head… I’m still hard myself from all that white mess on her face… I bet I could top that… easily! It seems that obese Americans need Rihanna to tell them to lay off the sugar before it will take a crane to get them out the front door and into one of those fast food feeding holes serving deep fried plastic masquerading for food… But don’t forget to order milk with that…
Rihanna Fake Photoshoot
Published by admin at January 18, 2008
in Erotica, Eye Candy, Pop Princess, Rihanna and Sexy Pictorial |
.
1 Comment
.
1 Comment
Ooo daaaaa… momentul pe care stiu ca il asteptatzi cu sufletul la gura. Daca vetzi reushi sa va stapanitzi cat de cat glandele salivare… wait a minute… adek de ce sa va stapanitzi. Let it flow! Cu spume! Ce ocazie mai buna decat pop princess Rihanna topless! Sweet! But now I must ruin ur pleasure and tell u that I have both a good and a bad news? The good news? Well, u’r looking at it! The bad… mai acusi.
OK, vestea buna… Rihanna topless in FHM!
Shi acu vestea rea! Pozele sunt false! Fake! Oh for the sweet love of Photoshop!!!
Recent Comments