New Moview Releases: The Spirit Movie trailer leaked and available embedded at the end of this post… featuring Eva Mendes and Scarlett Johansson… and the unique perspective of Frank Miller…
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New Moview Releases: The Spirit Movie Trailer Leaked
Published by admin at July 15, 2008
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Scarlett Johansson thinks it’s crucial to figure out her life before fancying a fu… Here is what she says for Cosmopolitan: “It’s important to figure out your own life before involving someone else…” Apparently Scarlett Johansson is yet to come across her soul mate.
Well… maybe, just maybe, she should spend a tad more time on her knees and less time pretending she can sing. Practice makes perfect and dedication is key only function as far as fellatio goes… Tone deaf is forever… But Scarlett should not fear, there are other, equally important oral skills for a young lady such as herself…
Scarlett Johansson Fashion Pictorial
Published by Thrust at June 7, 2008
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Scarlett Johansson is a BAFTA-winning and four-time Golden Globe-nominated actress. She is one of the hottest actresses at the moment in Hollywood, but that wasn’t enought for her. She, like soo many before her, had to go and start a singing career. But like soo many before her she discovered that she’s tone deaf. I dont’t understand these people. If you’re good at something, stick to that! Here is Scarlett Johansson for “NYLON” magazine. Enjoy!!!
Scarlett Johansson Pictorial
Published by Thrust at May 21, 2008
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Scarlett Johansson is a BAFTA-winning and four-time Golden Globe-nominated actress and singer, of dual American and Danish citizenship. Damn that’s a lot. She apperared in many magazines like “Vanity Fair”, with the nude Oscar-nominated actress Keira Knightley, “FHM”, “Maxim” where she was #3 in their Hot 100 issue, or in “Esquire” where she was named “Sexiest Woman Alive”. After her role in Robert Redford’s “The Horse Whisper”, then-teenager Scarlett Johansson landed one plum part after another in movies like “Lost in Translaction”, “Girl with a Pearl Earring”, “The Perfect Score”, “Match Point”, “The Prestige”, “The Nanny Diaries”, and “He’s just Not That Into You”. Now here is Scarlett Johansson for italian magazine “GQ”. Enjoy!!!
Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz Kissing
Published by admin at May 14, 2008
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Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz kissing are the sole reason why otherwise plain vanilla pseudo-schizoid, maniac-depressive poster child, neurotic-challenged and anxiety freak Woody Allen is a pure genius! Pure like my seminal fluid in the mouth of one of my girlfriends last week! Wait, on the other hand I have no idea where she’s been… Not so pure then…
But getting to see Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz in a lesbian kiss in my life time is one of my personal purest fantasies… along with getting to milk a couple of women and see Buddha be crucified again. Getting to see Scarlett and Penelope swap saliva on video is just a whole new standard of sexiness, as you can judge for yourselves in the trailer for Woody Allen’s new movie, Vicky Cristina Barcelona.
The movie is also starring Javier Bardem in addition to Scarlett Johansson, Penelope Cruz but my attention span went as far as the lesby kiss and got stuck there on repeat! Apparently the kiss is just a warm up as there is an entire lesbian scene between the Scarlett and Penelope. Sweet!
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I have no idea what the definition of singing is, and neither does tone deaf Scarlett Johansson. And I mean tone deaf not as an euphemism, but from the pure, smoothing pleasure that the mentioning of the “deaf” concept brings… The acoustics of vomit from an angel on crack hitting the asphalt is a symphony compared to this…!!!
Listening to Scarlett Johansson pseudo-song is just as bad as permitting a DUI. You know how there are people that think they can beat DUI… well, just as driving while intoxicated is not quite a brilliant idea, Scarlett vomiting sound is a crime. We just need a DUI arrest right here, and by DUI arrest I actually mean beating Scarlett to death for the trauma of this otherwise wonderful “single.”
Please, please, someone, anyone! Get some freshly used butt plugs and stuff them in Scarlett Johansson’s second anal hole… I meant to say mouth. Ha! No I didn’t!!! But hey, anal toys in Scarlett Johansson’s mouth are bound to generate some sort of special effects, and certainly something that is closer to music than the regurgitation of sound she calls her first single “Falling Down.”
When I die and go to Nirvana like the good little f*****g christian that I am, I want to get Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman dressed exactly like this and praying kissing while on their knees. When they see me they turn around and tilt their heads backward while opening their mouths… All they have to do is lose the dog… What dog? Well there are more pictures after the jump.
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Scarlett Johansson with the Pussycat Dolls
Published by admin at January 12, 2008
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Just a little blast from the past… Scarlett Johansson with the Pussycat Dolls. Mi-am amintit de pozele astea si de Scarlett si am zis ca nu putetzi rata asa ceva. Daca le-ati mai vazut sunt sigur ca o sa va faca placere sa le revedetzi. Daca nu… spor la salivat…
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