Victoria’s Secret angel Alessandra Ambrosio is the mother of Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur… The father is of course Jamie Mazur… Here is what Alessandra has to say: “To all of our family and friends, we are pleased to announce that our little princess Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur was born on Sunday Aug 24 at 7:32 p.m. She is 6.3 lbs. and absolutely perfect. Anja hasn’t cried once except for a second when they pulled her out. We have now felt a new kind of love and joy that we never knew existed.”
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What’s the difference between a herd of bovine growth-hormones mutated cows and a flock of Victoria’s Secret best supermodel meat parading their worthless flesh and cocaine saturated blood in sexy lingerie and bikini for a pictorial in GQ magazine?
You can feast your eyes on what are without the shadow of a doubt the most expensive pieces of meat on the planet, namely: Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, Marisa Miller, Karolina Kurkova, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, Izabel Goulart, Selita Ebanks, Isabelli Fontana, Candice Swanepole, Julia Stegner, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.
The answer to the bovine vs. supermodel question is obvious… The cows are for free for all… The supermodel meat is designed to act as artificially lubricated vagina tailored on the semi-limp penises of the world’s grandpaw billionaires…
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Alessandra Ambrosio is a Brazilian supermodel. She is best known for her work with Victoria’s Secret and was chosen as their first spokesmodel for Victoria’s Secret PINK line. In 2008, Alessandra signed on to replace Gisele Bundchen in Victoria’s Secret’s popular Angels campaign. She was described by Tyra Banks as “the future of the modeling world”. This Brazilian bombshell has appeared in campaigns for GUESS, Revlon, Calvin Klein, Ralph Lauren, and of course, Victoria’s Secret. Enjoy!!!
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Alessandra Ambrosio is all wet and topless in this pictorial for Arena magazine. More pictures of this lingerie/bikini/who really cares model flashing her mammary glands after the jump.
But this post is not about her… it’s about me. Today I was talking with one of my girlfriends and she paid me that compliment that every man wants to hear… She was comparing me with different animals, using analogies to emphasize my qualities…
She said I’m a lion because I’m the king, a scorpion because of my poisonous rhetoric abilities and my astute mind, a bull because of my masculinity and a stallion because I have a huge… Well, use your imagination. Come to think about it she left out intelligent, but then you don’t really find that in many animals, and who needs it when I can easily be mistaken for a tripod…
And speaking of wet, this girl gets so wet when we go at it that her juices run down from her inner thighs to her knees… Believe me when I tell you that she’s nothing short of delicious…
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Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr together amount to about the same level of intelligence as an aborted cum shot… look at their faces, right now they’re thinking: “If the sand grains on this beach were actually erect penises we would jump in with our mouths wide opened and our legs spread even wider!!!”
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Noooooooo!!! Alessandra Ambrosio is not anorexic. Nooooooooo!!! Not even remotely bulimic! So what if her face says gastric bypass? So what if she didn’t eat this January? Have you heard of an embryo to complain from anorexia? The spawn can very well eat after he pops out! But just cholesterol-free, low-fat, vegetable soy-based soy milk and baby formula! You know how much those appendages on her chest get her from Victoria’s Secret? Ain’t no suckling putting its nasty hungry mouth on those jewels!
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