
Marisa Miller hot sexy & wet bikini pictorial is nothing short of an illustrative example of how i like my women… Last year, after my ex-girlfriend and I called it quits because she wanted to move to Kuwait and ended up in Italy, yes… I know, don’t even ask, I went out with what has to be the most boring girlfriend I ever had…
I remember this one time, when one of my long-time-no-strings-attached girlfriends was performing an excellent fellatio on me, the boring one would simply go on and on and on over the phone. She just wouldn’t shut up. Do you know how hard it is to try and be funny, and appear interested, and loving with your girlfriend while you’re getting a fellatio? For Buddha’s sake…
Anyway, the reason that I was so turned off by her was the fact that, while the girl was nearly frigid, she also seemed to be dehydrated. I mean this chick needed industrial level lubricant, as no generic solution helped. Masturbation didn’t help, cunnilingus didn’t help… We ended up calling it quits, even if we were soooooooo in love!

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