Hollywooditoria

like it or not, Megan Fox is the latest Hollywooditoria obsession next to Rihanna. And right she should… With her very sensual and subtly erotic pictorial in  GQ and with her supeb nipples from “How to Lose Friends & Alienate People.” The movie directed by Robert Weide also features Kirsten Dunst, Danny Huston, Gillian Anderson, Megan Fox, Max Minghella and Jeff Bridges as well as Simon Pegg.

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“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided—oh man; sorry, Mommy!—that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop [a strip club on Sunset Boulevard]. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita. I was there all the time—I would go there by myself. I bought her things—perfume, body spray, girlie stuff. I turned into a weird middle-aged married man. I felt like I had this need to save Nikita. I’d get lap dances so I could get to know her, and I’d give her what I thought were great little sound bites of inspiration—like You can do it, you’re better than this! I didn’t want her to be there.”

“She smelled like angels.”

“No. Well, she did smell good. Like vanilla. She was sort of a tough badass, but she’d do these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads. She had really long stick-straight hair and was Russian. I just liked her. She was really sadistic and sarcastic and funny.”

“Not very long. You know when you’re pushing something and it escalates much too rapidly and it explodes after only two weeks?”

“Look, I’m not a lesbian—I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl—Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but.… Oh boy.”

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9 million FHM readers managed to stop masturbating long enough to cast their vote in the 14th edition of the magazine’s ’sexiest’ poll, for Megan Fox. As such Megan Fox is now the no 1 out of FHM’s 100 most raw female meat-puppets worldwide. And yes, I do mean that she was voted the sexiest woman in the world. And by a meat puppet I actually mean the flesh around a vagina that has been shaped to perfection through surgical interventions to fit a commercial stereotype… naaah, I’m gonna give up while I’m ahead…

According to the complete FHM top ten, Megan Fox managed to best Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Elisha Cuthbert, Scarlett Johansson, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Hilary Duff, Tricia Helfer, Blake Lively and Kate Beckinsale.

But what the magazine failed to tell its readers is that Megan Fox also out-performed the waves of pure sexiness emanating from the Vicar of Buddha, none other than Pope Benedict XVI formerly known as Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, a herd of unmilked cows, and redneck extravaganza on parade Britney Spears…

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