Here is Miranda Kerr i8n a Summer 2008 bikini and sexy lingerie pictorial… And a message I got from one of my girlfriends yesterday: “I love it when you ejaculate in me. It’s a very intimate moment! I feel like I’m soooo yours… It’s so hot… I can’t wait to feel you again…”
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Miranda Kerr becomes a lingerie peacock for the David Jones “Summer in the City” fashion collection. And if you think that David Jones is a big fashion designer, well… it’s not. Here is a taste from down under…
“David Jones is not only Australia’s oldest department store, but the oldest department store in the world still trading under its original name.
The millennium began with David Jones reentering the Western Australian market, introducing the David Jones Shareholder Rewards Program and launching the David Jones website. The reconstructed David Jones store at Rundle Mall in Adelaide won a prestigious international award as the best newly completed store in the world in the year 2000.”
Sexy bikini Miranda Kerr needs to be handled with care… So no disgusting comments from me this time around… Truth be told this day started obscenely early for me… apparently it was worth it, according to one of my girlfriends via email: “Love you soooo much… I simply adore it when you are in me… you were suuuper, you know, I’m soooo happy right now…”
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What’s the difference between a herd of bovine growth-hormones mutated cows and a flock of Victoria’s Secret best supermodel meat parading their worthless flesh and cocaine saturated blood in sexy lingerie and bikini for a pictorial in GQ magazine?
You can feast your eyes on what are without the shadow of a doubt the most expensive pieces of meat on the planet, namely: Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, Marisa Miller, Karolina Kurkova, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, Izabel Goulart, Selita Ebanks, Isabelli Fontana, Candice Swanepole, Julia Stegner, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.
The answer to the bovine vs. supermodel question is obvious… The cows are for free for all… The supermodel meat is designed to act as artificially lubricated vagina tailored on the semi-limp penises of the world’s grandpaw billionaires…
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Miranda Kerr is an Australian fashion model. She started her modeling career at age 13 when she won the 1997 Dolly/Impulse Modeling Competition. She appeared on the pages of such illustrious publications as “Elle”, “Harper’s Bazaar”, “Vogue”. And after she landed a coveted gig as one of the faces of Maybelline her profile went through the roof. Now here are some pictures of the Australian fashion model topless. Enjoy!!!
Miranda Kerr is letting Orlando Bloom inside her. The picture says it all… Orlando Bloom looks like something that AIDS infested transvestite prostitutes would not use for a tampon while Miranda Kerr is a goddess. Somebody, anybody, please wake Miranda out of this nightmare where Orlando is some sort of sexual super-Elf going at it with his insignificant arrow shaped penis…
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You can say what you will, Miranda Kerr is going to remain a superb piece of meat dressed in a bikini to me. I am sure that flocks of unmilked demented feminists will gather without hesitation around my penis and pluck at it like famished sperm sucking parasites because of what I’ve said about Miranda Kerr. But truth be told, bikini model Miranda’s best assets span from her cellulite to her bear bones…
Underneath all that bikini swimwear, and that beautifully smile, like a sheep that’s about to vomit a few kilos of semi-digested grass, Miranda has failed to form a comprehensive thought in all of her life! And no! the mantra suck! suck! suck! swallow! does not count as a thought!
Victoria’s Secret model, Miranda Kerr strips down. Here are some pics of her topless and even naked… I am sure that you’ll appreciate the inner beauty. And I also have the uncesored pictures available for download here: miranda-kerr.
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Miranda Kerr is an Australian model, best known as one of the Victoria’s Secret Angels, and as the face of Australian fashion chain Portmans. Miranda Kerr’s babe status was only reinforced when she triumphed over thousands of models for a gig opposite Kanye West and Pharell Williams in the video for the hit song “Number One.” Enjoy!!!
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Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr together amount to about the same level of intelligence as an aborted cum shot… look at their faces, right now they’re thinking: “If the sand grains on this beach were actually erect penises we would jump in with our mouths wide opened and our legs spread even wider!!!”
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Supermodels Gone Wild - Victoria’s Secret Best Meat Parades Sexy Lingerie & Bikini in a GQ Pictorial
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