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Michael Jackson Takes Moon-Walking to the Next Level

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at July 11, 2008 in Zexy and vomitorium | . 0 Comments

No. 1 pop-princess-freak is demonstrating its new moon-walking skills while leaving a Barnes & Noble store in Las Vegas. They probably figured out that the mutant is broke. Yes, Michael Jackson plans to ballet around in a wheelchair from now on because it’s, oh, my bad, he’s just too big of a star to use its, right… his lower appendages for anything else than moon-walking!

Riiiight! It’s not a mutant either… Noooooo! I mean just have a look at the mulatto offspring it allegedly helped produce! I mean sweet black Buddha! Those kids could be the pride and joy of a normal, suburban, white family… Instead the bastards are stuck in the circus with their step father… ooops, I mean, ahhh, why even bother… The closest those kids have come to Michael Jackson’s DNA was in the nights they had pajama parties, and sleep-overs…

Karolina Kurkova Is Fat Like a Pig and on a Desperate Need of an Anorexic Diet

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at June 25, 2008 in Random Hollywooditoria, Zexy and vomitorium | . 0 Comments

Karolina Kurkova

Karolina Kurkova is an ugly, pig-like, fat, talentless tool… oops, I meant to say supermodel. I’m sorry! All right! Fat chance! This is one supermodel that is in desperate need of an anorexia super diet of nothing but sperm, cocaine and champagne…

Apparently, Brazillians have not been too shy about attacking the Check-model Karolina Kurkova for nearly catastrophically breaking one of their catwalks while parading her back fat, love handles and cellulite in a bikini on the podium for Sao Paulo Fashion Week.

Karolina Kurkova

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Prepare to Vomit Pret a Porter Style with Micheal Jackson

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Prepare to Vomit Pret a Porter Style with Micheal Jackson

Now the truth of the matter is that Michael Jackson has an indisputable taste in… children… indisputable… Up in the never land that is his mind, Jacko probably thinks of himself as a black-bleached-white fairy godmother. And since for any good mother a sense of style and fashion comes as a natural addition to love for her children… Jacko will design a clothing line…

Have you ever vomited pret-a-porter style? And I do mean high-fashion bursts of vomit…. Nooo…? well get ready to! Michael Jackson, 49, is reportedly working on a clothing line with Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier.

Do you feel that the patients have taken over the asylum? You too hugh? Didn’t this pop clown use to wear his flashy unwashed underwear over his pants? What is he going to design? Surgical masks? Straight jackets? Clown outfits? Something similar to what Madonna has been wearing in her old age?