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Chrisanthi Ntafla Good Girl Bikini Pictorial

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I was just talking to the wife of a friend of mine, and she was telling me how they’re getting this new couch to replace the one they broke… Apparently, she claims, it was nothing more than a household accident, but I know those pervert-wannabes, and I have my own theory about how they destroyed the furniture…
This reminds me of not so long ago, when me and my ex girlfriend dispensed of two sofas… The first one broke under us at around 2 a.m. but that didn’t stop us… it was funny though because at about 4 in the morning we were trying to figure out how in the world we would get some sleep since we had exams that day… Yes… I’m a hopeless romantic…

A good alternative for the bed is always the floor, especially if you have a rug. Last year I crossed the room, and it was a big room, 8 meters or so, while on top of this young lady… Needless to say that I managed to scar he back horrendously, she still sports the scars to this day… But you know what… I didn’t hear any objections while we were making our way from one wall to another… Didn’t I say that I’m a hopeless romantic… Well, I am…

C’mon… here is a good girl bikini pictorial featuring Chrisanthi Ntafla. Names like this are the reason I resort to appelatives such as “Bitch, come here! Now, kneel down! Open wiiiiiide!” Good girl except she’s how I like all my women… naked, well almost, topless, wet and on their knees…

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Miss USA 2008 Should Have Stuck to the Swimsuit Competition

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miss-usa-2008-crystle-stewartI personally believe that U.S. Americans… These are the famous first words of what has got to be by now the world’s most retarded Miss-mutant somewhere in the U.S. that she isn’t capable of showing on a map… And here’s another one… Miss USA 2008, Crystle Stewart eating the floor with her fat, over sized ass at the Miss Universe competition in Taiwan.

I mean for Buddha’s sake, you can teach them to kneel down, train them to suck to perfection, and to enjoy swallowing, you can even get them to play nice with a mouthfull of sperm without regurgitating… But when it comes to standing up… or using their legs for walking forward and not standing on all fours, or for spreading… this is what happens…

This is what I actually think happened… The bitch saw all the men in the audience and thought that this was the night she was training for all her life… and immediately tried to assume a comfortable position… Sweet!

Oh yeah… I also included pictures of Dayana Sabrina Mendoza Moncada (born retarded on June 1, 1986 in Caracas, Venezuela), Miss Venezuela in 2007 and now Miss Universe 2008. I am more than sure that Tom Cruise’s prostitute God is objecting to this farce… because he’s Miss Universe…


Miss Universe Dayana Sabrina Mendoza Moncada

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Michael Jackson Takes Moon-Walking to the Next Level

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No. 1 pop-princess-freak is demonstrating its new moon-walking skills while leaving a Barnes & Noble store in Las Vegas. They probably figured out that the mutant is broke. Yes, Michael Jackson plans to ballet around in a wheelchair from now on because it’s, oh, my bad, he’s just too big of a star to use its, right… his lower appendages for anything else than moon-walking!

Riiiight! It’s not a mutant either… Noooooo! I mean just have a look at the mulatto offspring it allegedly helped produce! I mean sweet black Buddha! Those kids could be the pride and joy of a normal, suburban, white family… Instead the bastards are stuck in the circus with their step father… ooops, I mean, ahhh, why even bother… The closest those kids have come to Michael Jackson’s DNA was in the nights they had pajama parties, and sleep-overs…

Karolina Kurkova Is Fat Like a Pig and on a Desperate Need of an Anorexic Diet

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Karolina Kurkova

Karolina Kurkova is an ugly, pig-like, fat, talentless tool… oops, I meant to say supermodel. I’m sorry! All right! Fat chance! This is one supermodel that is in desperate need of an anorexia super diet of nothing but sperm, cocaine and champagne…

Apparently, Brazillians have not been too shy about attacking the Check-model Karolina Kurkova for nearly catastrophically breaking one of their catwalks while parading her back fat, love handles and cellulite in a bikini on the podium for Sao Paulo Fashion Week.

Karolina Kurkova

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Lingerie Supermodel Gisele Bundchen GQ Magazine Pictorial

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GISELE BÜNDCHEN

Lingerie supermodel Gisele Bundchen is featured in a superb pictorial for GQ Magazine topless and scantly dressed. You can also watch the video below and some examples of her wisdom after the jump.

GQ: Gisele Bündchen

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Either Britney Spears Is Fat with New Offspring or She Needs a Diet

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Britney Spears Is Fat with Another Piece of Offspring

I don’t care what you all say: this girl needs a diet! A pregnant Britney Spears is far from the image of a fat and happy expecting mum. As nauseating as images of fat and getting fatter ready to pop women are, nothing comes close to the Britney baby-machine.

The only way in which Britney Spears could ever qualify as a glowing mother-to-be re-re-loaded is if she was in zero gravity and vomit would start orbiting around her like an aura, with light reflecting through the digestive juices…

Otherwise she is just one item of used up meat in the herd, with a deformed vagina after popping out a few kilograms worth of offspring…

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Pamela Anderson vs. Lindsay Lohan Flashing Vogue

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Pamela Anderson vs. Lindsay Lohan Upskirt Vomit

What better way to a fast an effortless heart attack brought on by repeated and perpetual convulsions due to the basic vomit reflex, than watching old and and used up vagina on display! Here you have a sample of labia worn out beyond recognition from none other than Pamela Anderson and Lindsay Lohan.

Pammy was attending the 50th birthday of French fashion designer Christian Audigier, while Lohan managed to be a parasite in Cannes…

Such class, style, high fashion, elegance, perfection, impeccable taste… Only transvestite prostitutes squirming on their knees for the last few drops of sperm ejaculated on the asphalt by homeless sexually diseased beggars can match Pamela and Lindsay in terms of upskirt vogue…

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A Little Something for the Ladies: Colin Farrell’s New Look

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A Little Something for the Ladies: Colin Farrell\'s New Look

I think Collin Farrell is a tad fat! Really I do. He got at this level of obscene obesity for his new movie Triage in which he plays a photographer. Since all about Colin is skin deep, and he’s nothing but skin, bones and a cigarette, my best guess is that he was striving to become transparent…

And then again Colin Farrell is beautiful… As beautiful as an anorexic bitch who’s a couple of heartbeats away from a heart attack! And judging by the suffocatingly hungry look in Colin’s eyes he’s not that far from having his heart fail on him, along with additional internal organs… Please, please, please… girls, come to the his rescue, he looks like he could use with a transfusion of milk… But then again so could I…

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Britney Spears Never Looked Zeeexier

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Pregnancy Suspect No. 1 and Pop Victim Britney Spears Never Looked Zeeexier

Pop victim Britney Spears never looked zeexier than as pregnancy suspect no. 1. There is something special, undoubtedly sexy about a red-neck reject scratching and probing her ass… I always go for a tad of anal exploration on girls… It’s among the few constants in my life, and one of my few true pleasures.

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The Talentless Brooke Hogan Stands by Nick Hogan’s DUI

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The Talentless Brooke Hogan Defends Nick Hogan\'s DUI that Led to His Incarceration

The story goes like this… Nick Hogan also known as Bollea was enjoying a tad of a DUI that ended up throwing best friend, John Graziano, in critical condition and turned him into a vegetable. Nick pleaded no contest to charges of felony reckless driving, for the accident from August 26, 2007. Driving while intoxicated, even with an alcohol level of .02 got Nick 8 months in jail and five year of probation with 500 hours of community service. The same incident got John Graziano turned into a vegetable.

“I would like to apologize to the Grazianos and to my family for the accident. Every single day I think about the accident and about John,” Bollea stated in court. “I will never ever be able to say I’m sorry enough.”

But fear not, tone-deaf Brooke Hogan spat out the following in defense of her brother:

“Monday, May 12, 2008

BS

Current mood: pissed off

Category: Life

I know most of the public thinks my brother is some rich little selfish kid, but NO ONE knows the real story and I’m really pissed that the truth didn’t come out from either side. A LOT of lies were told in that trial. Believe me. And it wasn’t from us. John was NEVER home. He was at our house. ALL THE TIME. that should say enough…. Im not going to be out spoken right now, but If some s*** doesn’t start getting straightened out, A lot of people are going to eat their words for lieing. I know all of the truth and I have back up. I never know how twisted this world could be but I’m starting to figure it out. And I’m gonna have to jump off my high road and tackle some ppl who are taking the low road. I know you guys don’t understand, but you will really really soon. Keep praying. And by the way, before you judge anybody, make sure you really know them. I promise you if you were to meet my brother he would give you the shirt off his back. He’s not “NICK HOGAN.” AND hes not the person he plays on tv. People are so gullible now a days…”

She added:

“Monday, May 12, 2008

wtvr

I have the truth on my side. And the truth will set everyone straight sooner or later. PEACEps: yes I took my last one off cause I know itll go around anyway. Have at it ppl.”

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